Seorang nenek pegi kedai beli ubi, tiba-tiba dilanggar beca lalu mati di
tempat kejadian.
Buletin Utama - "Nenek meninggal dunia, pemandu beca dicari."
Harian Metro - "Hangat! Nenek mati dengan ubi di tangan."
Utusan Malaysia - "Nenek mati dilanggar beca satu propaganda pembangkang?"
Harakah - "Kami tiada beca."
Malaysiakini - "Beca langgar lari bukti kerajaan makan rasuah."
Twitter @NajibRazak - "Nenek sanggup mati kerana ubi, menunjukkan ubi
1Malaysia berkualiti dan digemari rakyat!"
Blog Melayu paranoid - "Keraguan sijil halal ubi mungkin punca nenek mati
dilanggar beca."
Ibrahim Ali - "Sampai bila kita nak tengok nenek-nenek Melayu mati dilanggar
beca akibat ubi orang Cina dan India? Melayu perlu bangun menentang!"
Pancaindera - "Kisah nenek dilanggar beca diabadikan dalam filem terbaru
David Teo, Beca Gangster."
Mastika - "Misteri penarik beca: temubual eksklusif dengan hantu ubi.
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